Fat-Ass Tom Cruise

Well, the in-the-closet scientologist Hollywood attention whore Tom Cruise is having a hissy fit these days because the following image of him was leaked by papparazzi. It's from his forthcoming box-office waste of time with Ben Stiller and Jack Black, "Tropic Thunder" and, well, you be the judge of why he's got his panties in a knot:



Poor, poor, Tom Cruise...nobody will leave the little psycho alone...at least he still has his wife to prove he's not gay...